Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts

Friday, February 13, 2009

Quote of the Day


Whatever you give to a woman, she will make it greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

And this one last line I shall add in on my own:
Give her tons of money, and she'll give you all of the above!