The Edison Chen Video

Friends, this is SIBEH FUNNY!!! Min Hui shared this with me and I really want to share it with everyone.
For those who understand mandarin, turn on your speaker and laugh!!!

Edison Chen - Part 1

Edison Chen - Part 2

LAUGH!!!!
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The Ultimate Award

Thank you Elizebeth DL for re-awarding me the Nice Matters Award. Now I have 2 Nice Matters Awards. I will not re-award this back to any other person. Instead, I have created another award to be awarded to my my dear friends. This award is....

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I would to award this Ultimate Hamsup Award to the following bloggers:

Shopaholicfern: Thank you for all your interesting lessons and stories. Love them all!

Horny Ang Moh: Everyone knows you deserve this award... hahaha... you're the ultimate hamsup blogger.

Princess Eileen: Yes gal... I remember your hamsup-ness.

Maverick: I know you are hamsup. You have many dirty jokes in your blog... haha!

Kenny Ng: Though you did not publish any ham sup post, but you have given me many ham sup lessons too... ahem! Not physically la. Haha!

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My First Blog Award

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Today, Kenny Ng awarded me the Nice Matters Award. This is my first blog award... hmmm. Though I don't really know what this award is about, (haha.. Kenny, don't kill me ah) but I think it will be nice to pass it around.

So, I am awarding this to Elizebeth DL and Shopholicfern. Thank you Kenny, for awarding me :)
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What's your didi's shape?

Warning：This is a ham sup post. Those under 18, please do not proceed.

I have a gal pal, let's call her JJ. Few months ago, she met a guy man. She was really happy and I was happy for her though I knew she was in la-la-land... you know la... the highs of the graphs at the beginning of a relationship. I asked her to enjoy this feeling to the fullest now.

Last night, I had a chance to chat with her. I asked her how's things going. She told me she had it the first time with him after 4 months of courtship. So, I asked her how was the sex? She says it was great, but... there is a 'but'. But she didn't like the shape of his didi. I was like... HUH?? What's the shape of his didi??? It's very difficult to explain it, but I know what she meant.

She reminded me of another friend, SS. I spent a night with SS while in SG last year and we talked about sex and dick. SS complaint to me that her hubby's didi was in such an odd shape that she felt pain every time she has sex with her hubby. And as a result... she found someone else to satisfy her sexually. Don't be surprise. Her hubby is not an angel. He is those who fuck around and I don't see any reason why SS can't go fucking around as well. During that time, because we were chatting face to face, we used a piece of rolled paper to explain the shape of the didi.

I used Paint to draw out the skeleton of what we meant by the shape of the didi. Use your imagination ok... you can't expect me to draw the actual kukujiao.

You see, when a didi erect, it goes up. Some didi goes up in a direction facing the body. This is the shape of majority men's didi. During a missionary sex / love making position, this shape does a good job for our mei mei.

Some didi's shape when erect is facing the opposite direction away from the body. According to SS, her hubby has this shape and it is painful for her during missionary style. But it is very shiok during doggy style. Wah... don't ask me, ok.... I have no comments. I pun tak tau. Hahah!

Oh... on another note, I was chatting with a friend this morning and we were talking about TFK. I remembered my first bf told me that the first time he TFK, when he cum, he got so scared cause he thought his kuku rosak. LOL! What was your first TFK experience?

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Stupid MAS Enrich

I have 13,000 MAS Enrich points and some are expiring soon this year. Even though I travel using MAS, but I seldom collect Enrich points because of this reason that they will expire. I collect NWA points instead. And NWA only requires 20k points to claim a SH-KUL return ticket as opposed to MAS's 35k points for the same journey. This is MAS stupidity.

So, back to the main story. I wanted to transfer my Enrich points to my friends because what's the use of keeping them when they will be wasted upon expiry, right? I happily go into Enrich site and perform a transfer online.

Then, MAS REAL STUPIDITY HAPPENED!!! I have to pay a total of RM560 to transfer the points!! That's 4 sen per point + RM40 admin fee. What the FUCK!!!! I have to pay to give my points for charity??!!! Can you believe this??? FUCK MAS!!! Forget it! Let it expire and I will cut my Enrich member card into 2.
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My Valentine

This year, my Hubby gave me a bouquet of blue roses as Valentine's day gift. He is darn busy these days and I have never had dinner with him other than that day where I cooked at home.

I also gave my baby a box of chocolates and a Valentine card. Well, actually, the box of chocolates was a gift from my brother's gf to me. I gave it to my Hubby... kekkekee... I am so bad. But it's the thought that counts, right?

Anyway, I will cook him a nice home cooked meal with soup this weekend.

I LOVE MY BABY!!!

If I am Samsung's Boss

If I am the big boss of Samsung mobile, I will sack the person who designed the SGH-U600 phone. I bought this phone back in KL and fell like throwing it away. I wish someone would steal it from me so that I have an excuse to buy another phone.

Why I hate this phone:

1. Task function does not have alarm feature. WTF!!??? You mean the phone cannot remind me of my due task??? KNNCCB!!! What stupid phone is this????
   
   
2. The touch pad is too close to the navigation pad. Each time I typed long long messages, if I accidently touched the cancel button, my whole message is gone!!!! Never even prompt whether to save or not! What a stupid phone!
   
   
3. Again, the touch pad is too close to the navigation pad. When I scroll to view pcitures, if I accidently touched the cancel button, again, everything gone and I will have re-enter to view pics again. Stupid phone!
   
   
4. No themes to download. This phone only has one theme and I cannot find any other themes for this stupid phone! You mean I have to face the same theme for as long as I am using it? Sien lar!! Anyone who knows where I can get new themes for SGH-U600, pls let me know.
   
   
5. Cannot choose which number to SMS. Example, I typed a message and I input a contact from my address book. If the contact has more than 1 number stored, I cannot choose which phone number to SMS to. WTF????!!!

So... DO NOT BUY THIS PHONE!!!! Lousy! Lousy! Lousy!!!!! Samsung Boss... Please fire the brainless shit who designed this phone!! And also fire yourself for approving it! KNN!

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Something to ponder

It felt like yesterday that I touched down at KLIA and happy to see my parents. As I was on my way to airport this morning, I had a flashback of the happenings and conversations I had over the past week back in KL, and for some reasons, I felt sad.

One of the common topics my friends shared with me was the current situation in Malaysia, and they meant the sense of security. Generally, no one feels safe anymore. Everyday we read and heard about cases of robbery, rape and murder.

We are all living in fear. We feel scared when we hear the sound of motorbike approaching; we feel scared when we stopped at the traffic lights and there is a motorbike beside our car; we feel scared walking alone in car parks; we feel scared driving alone at night, or even in broad daylight; we feel unsafe to be carrying our handbags; we even feel unsafe sleeping on our own bed at night, for fear that someone might just break in and kill us.

I remembered while Patrick was driving me to my aunt’s house, I asked him; “What has happened to our beloved country?” Patrick replied; “In my opinion, everything is caused by corruption. When there is corruption, prices increased. And when prices increased, many people could not afford. And when people could not afford, many resort to robbery and crime.” True? Is that why my homeland is becoming from bad to worse? But even so, I wonder why our government is not looking into this seriously. We can have hukuman gantung sampai mati for drug trafficking. Why not hukuman gantung sampai mati for robbery? Is our law so, so lenient that the robbers are not even afraid of?

Before I go into the departure hall this morning, I once again reminded Mum and Dad to be careful and to exercise caution wherever they go. I am not good at writing a serious note. I just want to express my disappointment and sadness. I cannot vote from overseas. All I can do is to hope and pray that someday, someone would step up and implement something to stop all these nonsense.

Sigh-ing off, drafted at approx. 1.15pm on 12th Feb 2008 on board flight MH388, Shanghai bound.

CNY Post II

On the fourth day of new year, I met up with my ACCA friends at Reunion Restaurant at Bangsar Village II. I must say it's a perfect name for a restaurant which is perfect for meet up as such.


This round, we ordered jelly fish yu sang.

So far, ACCA gang managed to meet up for lou sang every year. At the back from left, me, Shirley, Chong Heng and Pau San. Seated from left we have Boon Hwee, Wai Quin and Mei Yee.

For dinner, I have another lou sang. So tired of lou sang. This round is to lou with Eric before we all return to Shanghai. Winston fell sick and did not meet us. But I have seen enough of Winston.. hahah. We didn't managed to finish our yu sang this round. Everyone was too full and I am also too 'jelak' eating yu sang.

That's Eric and Jay standing, with me, Nicole and Elizebeth DL. This gang... we see each other in Shanghai and still wanna see each other when we're back in KL. Hahah... no la. It's really to meet our old friend Eric. I asked him if there are any chances that he will be going back to Shanghai. He said yes, maybe in 10 years' time. KNN! But as long as Eric is happy back in KL, he should stay here.

I will be leaving KL and heading back to Shanghai tomorrow. Time flies. So sad to be leaving my family again. This round, I am not sure when I will be back again. But I will try to find time to come back whenever I can.

Good Bye KL... see you again soon.

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CNY Post

First of day CNY was a really boring day for me. I didn't go anywhere today and I was so bored that I just lie on my bed not knowing what to do. All I did was Facebook a little, do some vampire attacks and then started camwhoring. I took really ridiculous pics of myself that I don't eve dare to post it up on here. For instance... a rainbow in my room; with my wedding pic on the wall.

My legs... you can imagine how mou-liu I was. Siao-kar-lang! Legs also wanna take.

I thought this is one photo with my messed up hair looking exceptionally good here. So, I can post it up. Kekeke.

The second day of CNY was where the fun starts.. every year. I did some camwhore again in the morning, this time, with my newly bought Samsung SGH-U600. For some reasons, I regret buying this phone. I am still so used to Nokia's features and functions and the touch pad function on this Samsung phone is really a HUGE failure. Do not buy this phone!!! But it did a much better job in pictures because it's 3.2 megapixels compared to my lousy old Nokia which is only 1.3 megapixels.

I met up with Patrick and gang at Gary's house. Unfortunately, forgot to take some pics. But it was really fun meeting up old colleagues.

Then I went to big ayi's house and I saw 2 group of gamblers... one on the mah jong table, and another on the black jack table.

My cousin sis, Yen Li, who's back from Cambodia is the banker on the black jack table. She earns USD... and playing with RM is nothing for her.. haha. See.... Yen Li clapping her hands so happy... winning money. Don't play play!

This is Yen Fang, Yen Li's sister. She is the cousin sister who looks the most like me. When we walk out together, people will think that we are sisters.

On the third day of CNY, I met up with the AAT group for lunch and lou sang at Mid Valley. I have known this group of friends for 15 years now. We met on our first AAT session on 4-April-1994. That was how I met Winston as well.

This is Loong Fai with his wife and 2 kids. His elder son is 3 years old now. I can't believe I have not seen Loong Fai for 3 years! The last time I met him, his wife was pregnant with the first child. OMG!!! Time flies!!

This is Jasmine and Kar Mun. I have known Jasmine since school days and we did the craziest things!!! Jasmine is holding Loong Fai's daughter, not hers ah ... my mum initially thought Jasmine has a child! Haha.

Stanley and Stephie's turn to hold Loong Fai's daughter for picture taking. Haha! Looks like a family.

My turn to hold her... hahah. Loong Fai kept asking me when's my turn... sigh... So many people asking the same question. I really don't know la... maybe this year, maybe not. I don't think I am even prepared to be a mummy yet.

Finally, our lou sang session... we ordered a small lou sang because we were all pretty full. Looks pretty huh...

Then, after we lou, it became like this:

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What a mess!!!!!!!!!

Then after we makan, it became like this.. All gone! Habis lou sang! Kekeke!

Tomorrow, I have another 2 rounds of lou sang for lunch and dinner.. yulks! Too much lou sang and feeling sick now. Yeee.... but it is always fun to hang around with friends on this auspicious day. I am happy!! 恭喜发财！

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Gong Xi Fa Cai!!

Here's wishing everyone 恭喜发财!!

May the year of Rat brings everyone Good Health and Prosperity!! Gong hei, gong hei!

Happy Blogaversary!!

This post is 3 days late..

Last year, on Feb 2nd, I started a blog called Purple-Mushroom. I blogged about it being a lame name, and I even created a few lousy logos which never made it in the end. Haha!

Today, I suddenly remembered that it was around this time I started this blog, and I missed the actual date. It was Feb 2nd 2007 when Purple-Mushroom was born. And yes, it's really not a bed of roses. From complaints, to nonsense post, to reality post, to hypothetical post, to my life journal (well, not exactly all of it) I am happy that I managed to keep it up.

A big thanks to all my blogsphere friends for all your constant support! You all made a huge difference!

Thank you... and Happy Blogaversary, Purple-Mushroom!

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Hungry Ghost

That's me.. and Winston, and Elizebeth DL and her Hubby. Winston suddenly flew back from Shanghai. Haha! Must be cannot tahan the cold there.


He touched down at KL at 8am plus and I went to KL Sentral to pick him up. We met Eric for breakfast at chilli pan mee. 5 of us ordered 8 bowls of chilli pan mee!! We did not take any pictures.


Elizebeth DL has not been to Pavillion, so we went there. Then, we makan again at the food court. I was still so full and I cannot believe the amount of food Winston ordered.. really like a hungry ghost. Haha!






After Pavillion, we went separate and did our banking, etc. I went back home after that and as I am blogging this, I am eating my Mum's chu keok chou (vinegar pork knuckle). OMG!!! Eat again!!! My mum also cooked my favourite home made chicken rice and cincaluk. Aiyoyo...!!

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I have sinned

I am so sinful... ever since the day I touched down at KL, I have been eating. I have been eating high carbohydrate, high calories, high fat, high cholesterol and oily food. Hokkien mee, pan mee, nasi lemak, mum's chicken rice, Seremban BBQ crab, etc.

Yeee.... I can feel that I'm 5kg heavier now. My tummy looks like 3 months pregnant. OMG!!!

Food, food, food... Eat, eat, eat.... in the end, become Fat, fat, fat! But what the heck... eat now, worry later. Who cares? Go back Shanghai diet lor.. right?
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Home Sweet Home

It's Home Sweet Home 2008!


My first trip back to KL this year.. for CNY. So happy, so warm here in KL.

Something funny happened shortly before landing today. The MAS captain will usually announce this prior to landing: "Cabin crew, please be seated for landing".

Today, this was announced loudly: "Cabin crew, please return to your station for landing. You have 90 seconds!"

My eyes opened wide...I can see some passengers looking at each other and started laughing. I started to laugh too. What was he thinking? Anyway, it was a pleasant flight home.

When we finally landed, I am always glad to hear this announcement: "To all visitors, welcome to Malaysia. And to all Malaysians, Welcome Home!"



To all my friends working abroad who are back for the new year, WELCOME HOME!!
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