Google Yourself

Tomorrow is the beginning of a long weekend in China. Which means, many of my friends, including myself are not in the mood for work at this time. I received an email from DL (since her company blocked MSN, we chat using email) telling me that she is bored and sleepy. I told her that I was playing Metropolis on Facebook, but her company blocked Facebook too. Poor DL. So the only way that she could stay entertained is to Google.

Yeah… but what to Google? Easy, Google the name of your friends, your enemies, your long lost school mates, etc. I know… it’s darn ‘mou-liu’. But it’s indeed very fun when you’re really bored.


I tried Googling some long lost friends. Most of them appeared as Facebook search results, some not available at all and there are even some who appeared on internet news!! Amazing and amusing! Also, try Google images and type in your name. Am sure you will find tones of your own pics, most of it from Facebook and Flickr pics.

It’s indeed a good way to kill time. But after I experiment with this, I really have no respect for Google anymore. All your information and pictures are made available so freely over the internet at Google search engine. Yeee… feel so exposed now.

I am Famous!

Suddenly, my face is being spotted all over billboards in Europe. Not sure who used them without my permission. My friends took these pictures and sent them to me. Anyway... I think I'm famous now. Muahahahah!!!!

Friday cuckoo... wakakaka!

Neighbours from Hell

***ADVICE NEEDED!!***

I am blogging this on behalf of Shopaholicfern. Her blog is as good as dead and she is darn busy with all stuffs and nice things in life. Lazy bum she.

Fern stays in Malaysia, in a smaller city near to KL. Few weeks ago, a new Chinese family moved in directly beside her house. Their house is a double storey semi-D link house type, 30 x 60ft.

As Fern put it into words, they are suckers and inconsiderate bloody cuckoos. During weeknights, the kids (all 3 of them) like to play badminton and catching at 11pm-12mn, making damn blardy much noise by screaming and shouting... and sometimes at the driveway which is right next to her room. As for the parents, every weekend nights, they will invite friends over to play mahjong and have makan-makan... and this mahjong and makan session takes place outside the house at the driveway and garden instead of inside the house.

They always play past midnight and sometimes up till 2am. In addition, these sakais will take off their shirts, and in Fern’s very own words again, she wouldn’t mind if they are sexy guys but they are all blardy old and sagging late 30 and 40s.

Last Sat, Fern beh tahan and called the police. After the police left, their friends left too. But then, they went into the house and blast the amplifier and watched movie pulak.

Fern is being pushed to the limits and she is thinking of selling off the house and move elsewhere. And since these neighbors are uneducated village people, Fern is worried that if she calls the police too often, they might harm her and scratch her car.

So she needs some advice. What will you do if you are in this situation?

Should I Kill Them?

This is my fridge.



Inside my fridge, there is something.... can you guess what?

They are 4 little hairy crabs, brought to my home by EC. He bought them from 阳澄湖 and he happily gave me 4 creatures and expects me to murder these cute little creatures.

See how adorable they are... their names are Eeny, Meeny, Miney and Moe.

See how hairy these creatures are... they are so adorable that I was thinking to keep them as pets than eating them.

I wanted to cut them loose, but I was told that these are ferocious creatures and can get really aggresive. So the string stays.

So how? Should I murder them? Perhaps I will keep them as pet... I am a Cancerian anyway, and these crabs are sort of like... Family. Kekekeke! I think my insomnia is making me go nuts!

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The New Me

I was so bored on Thursday that I went for an extreme hairdo after work. Well, not really too extreme, just changed of color. I am so sick of the fading of my hair color to a lighter and lighter shade that morphed me into looking like an ah lian.

Here's me in the making of new hair color.

I went to office on Friday and my hair was the talk of the day! People were shocked! Even during lunch time they talked about hair styles and hair color. Many can't take the change, or just simply couldn't get used to seeing my new hair color.

But I love it this time and it's gonna be sometime before I visit the hair saloon for another coloring. Here is the new me....

Wahaha! My hair is officially... Black! Back to nature!

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Wooo... We Lost

Lee Chong Wei just lost... and it's an ugly lost. Thank God I'm in Malaysia and don't have to go to work tomorrow. Else I don't know how to face my colleagues.

Lin Dan was too strong for him, and damn 'chuin' also. Tossed his racket and shoes to the audience. So smelly, yeee... he thinks he's Jay Chou.

Good job to Chong Wei for getting this far and congrats for his Silver medal. At least he is half a millionaire now.
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Model of the Year

Guess who's model of the year for Chique Magazine??

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ME!!!!!!!!!!

WAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!

WHAT!!???? Cannot ah!!??? Let me dream a bit can or not?? CAN or NOT!!????!!!

Afterall... it's my Birthday and I am another year older!!!!!! Let me fat hau and camwhore a bit can or not!!!?????

Actually... I took naked pics of myself... but cannot post it here. OMG!!!! I am becoming the next Edison Chen!!!! I am going crazy!! The older I get, the crazier I become!!!

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1 Hour of Pleasure and Torture

Last week, I signed up for a slimming and beauty course. It's under promotion and it's really cheap, RMB3,800 for 33 mixed slimming courses. I think worth a try to see if it's effective on my tummy which looks like I'm 4 mths pregnant.

I went for my second day today. The first 40 minutes session was really good. It was a relaxing massage from a machine which aims to break-up my fatty cells. I almost fell asleep. Love it!

After this, I transferred to another room where I was being tortured by this monster:

OMG!!!!! It's darn painful and it's 35 mins of torture here!!! This machine sucked and squeezed my tummy like making dough for pan mee out of me!!!

The beauty consultant says that 35 mins of this torture is equivalent to 35 hours of workout... hmmm. I was screaming and asking her to slow down but she told me she is using the minimum power on me. OMG!!! Can't imagine if it's full power... I think this machine can break my bones!!!

Now I am aching all over!! Shaks!!! Is this really equivalent to 35 hours of workout!? Shall see the results. Oucchh!!!

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Bikini Jeans

Girls, will you wear this?

Guys, can you handle it?

Bikini jeans selling for £45 and are available online. Read about it HERE. Woohoo!!!
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Copy Cat post

I am still at office.. and it's Friday! HELP!!!
Next week will be super busy as well. Elizebeth DL says she is busy but when I read her blog, still a lot of post. Sibeh...

I need to write too. I saw her post about the mugs she has in office and I was thinking, why this gal need so many mugs??? But then, when I looked at my table, I realised that I have 3 mugs as well. Heheh... this is a copy cat post. So, here go my mugs:


This is my Starbucks Coffee mug, but I have never used it for coffee. I only used it to keep the water warm and to refill my tea mug.


This is my water tumbler... to keep cool water for the summer; well.. also for winter too. Darn warm in office.


This, I have blogged about it. My Esprit mug for my daily dosage of green tea.


Kekeke... after this post I'm gonna pack and go home. Only me and my colleague here now. Office so quiet. OK... ciao!
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I am a Vampire Jedi!

Facebook-ing, Biting Chumps, Eating my friends, Fighting other vampires... this is totally insane. Initially, I thought this was just a waste of time and didn't bother. But as I played on and get promoted to a higher level of vampire, I get the kind of excitement. It feels like gambling... and winning!

Geezzz... I think I'm going crazy. I am totally hooked to this silly game on Facebook that doesn't mean anything at all. And now, I need another 1682 points to reach the next level : Black Widow Vampire! I'm gonna start my blood sucking action again. Muahahaha!

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Spinning Nearly Killed Me!

Last Friday, I went for my first spinning class. It was a beginner's class. Instructor helped me adjust the seat and everything and told me that if I feel tired, just stop. Before the class spin off, I sms my hubby telling him that there are many aunties in my class.

The class was a 40 minute spinning class. After 10 minutes, I konked out! The aunties all damn keng chau! They can still spin.... I think they are so used to ridding on bicycle, thats why huh! My thighs were hurting so badly and I can hardly walk down the few stair steps out of the spinning room. Damn it! I am so, so lousy!

Then my friend Rachel came to Shanghai and I spent the whole Sat and Sun out of home walking around here and there. I think it made my already sore thighs worse.

This morning, I went to Hua Shan Worldwide Medical Center to see doctor. He gave me some ointment and some medicine for muscle relaxation. And because I am a foreigner, I had to go to the 'foreigner section' and it cost me a whopping RMB695 (equivalent RM345)!!!

Now, I walk like an ah por, have difficulties sitting down and getting up and almost impossible to walk down a flight of stairs.

Really regret spinning so hard! But good thing is that I have 3 days MC... Yohoo!!! Haha!

Miserable Piece of Shit

Today, before I left office, someone came to me and gave this to me:


Hmm... can you guess what is that? When I reached home, I took a picture of it next to my cell phone so that I can show the size of this piece of shit. Take a look, it's really tiny. Can you guess what it is?



Yes, it is a.......

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PAYSLIP!!!!

Oh My GAWD!!!! I was laughing and my jaws dropped when I got this. This is the most miserable piece of payslip I have ever seen. Might as well don't print it and better to send an electronic one instead, right? What are they thinking? Saving trees??

Mr. Smiley

This, is Mr. Smiley. My playmate at work. :)

I like to torture Mr Smiley by pinching him...

And squeeezing him real badly...

And make him the Mr Strongman under my laptop...


And press my water bottle on him...

And in the end.... he still smiles at me!

I Love my Stress Ball!!!

(am I going crazy??)

I am a JOKER!

I am back in Shanghai. I felt dizzy now.. but I still wanna write this. Thank you everyone for your comments of the previous entry. To answer the question posted by The Reviewer, I hate going to US because I hate the long hours flight. I will fall sick. Happened both times I went to the states. And I hate the way the immigration and customs officer interogate me ... why are you in US? How long will you be here? What are you doing here... WHY??? WTF??? Why I cannot be in the US?? You think I really wanna come into your country meh? Tiu!

And to answer all of you who says that I have a fun job travelling... come... I switch job with you lor. I have been travelling for the past 6 years of my life and I am sick of it! I want NO MORE travelling!!!

My Hubby scolded me. He says: "Next time if you are sick, and you don't wanna travel, just tell your boss and insist not to go... don't go there then insist to come back the next day. So childish."

*** I am feeling very dizzy now***

I called Elizebeth DL. She laughed at me. She says the amount of time I spent on the plane is more than the amount of time I spent in the state itself, which is true. Elizebeth DL asked me if I am still willing to go LA in Sept. I can hear her hubby saying this in the background: "Better don't go la... else go there 1 day and wanna come back again"

Damn it! I am a joker... ain't this classic. Fly to US, spend one day in hotel bed sleeping, then fly back the next day. KNN! As if I have nothing better to do.

I felt bad after all the lecturing and scolding. Elizebeth DL says: "You don't have to feel bad. Your boss has to feel bad instead ... he knows you are sick and still wants you to go. It's his fault"

YES!!! YES!!! It's his fault. Not my fault. When you are sick, you just wanna be home and eat porridge and go to sleep. I can't have that in Arizona. So I need to go home. Not my fault.

*** Dizzy... I better go get some rest soon. I know, this is funny. I was wrong. I shouldn't have went there in the first place. Still.. it's not my fault that this happened.
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I am paying for this SHIT

I am now paying SGD8 for an hour of this internet shit. Bloody hotel does not include internet connection and I have to 'buy' an hour of surfing which costs me SGD8. Nia sing!!!

What is 1 hour when you are online?? All I know is that after reading a few blogs, 1/2 hour is gone, just like a blink of an eye. Babi!!! A lot of swearing here because I'm bloody bored in my very cialat Berjaya Hotel room. I decided not to go out to Orchard road as I'm darn sick of that road... each time go SG also go Orchard Road. While in Shanghai wanna eat SG cuisine also go to a restaurant called Orchard CRC. I am sick of the word ORCHARD!!!

Hopefully, tomorrow I have have some shopping fun at Vivo City, the latest, largest shopping center in SG. My friend Shirley will be visiting SG on Thursday and she will be staying with me. Thank GOD!!!

*COUGH*COUGH* Bagga shitty coughing still not recovered yet. Today meeting with client also kept coughing. But everyone seems to be sick in that meeting room. Everyone seems to be having fun coughing at each other. Cilakak!!! Like that how to recover?? Virus flying everywhere.

In a bloody swearing mood now. Just realised I almost cannot live without internet.

I WANT MY INTERNET CONNECTION!!!!! Kenny... I know how you feel now with your bloody internet down shits. Hahaha!
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Lor Lei Jin!!!

I have recently took up another job offer in Shanghai. Gosh... the jobs here are plentiful compared to back home in Boleh-land (thats for my industry). For those who do not know which industry I'm in, I am an Oracle ERP Consultant. Meaning... tok kok kinda job... err... actually, not exactly tok kok la. The ERP sales will tok kok, and we consultants will implement the shit that the sales people tok kok about, and worst... the final support consultants, will carry on supporting all the shits that people like me implemented.

I do not know why I really selected to take up this offer, because looking back, the other recent offer that I got from a MNC offers a higher overall package. WHY?? WHY?? Simple. Reason being, I am sick of travelling for all my projects. I prefer to stay put in Shanghai and be there for my hubby. Time for family planning also la. This job, I can remain in Shanghai and it is indeed what I wanted. That's why I took up this offer.

Once I'm in this company, I realised that this is a very Cheena company. We have to swipe out time in and time out, and we have to make sure we worked 8 hours a day. Else, potong gaji!! TIU! So strict ah? Then I asked, if I do not go for lunch, can I go off earlier. Answer is NO. They don't care wether you go for lunch or not, it's your pasal if you don't go out for lunch. If you come to office at 9.47am, you can only leave office at 6.47pm. KNNCCB!

Next, I realised that none of the people in office speaks acceptable english. Can you imagine?? This company is supporting US based clients. All communication are in english and you are telling me that they can't speak english??? Well... really cannot! I was in a conference call with the team that day and really... I don't know what the heck are they trying to express!

Then, I was put into a position where I need to managed the people here. I can imagine why the people from US are complaining and they are thanking God that someone like me is here to really communicate with them! These Cheenas here, don't reply to their email querries. What the heck??? They just ignore the emails or what??? Hello! I cannot reply emails for them ok! KNN!

What have I gotten myself into?? The worst of all.... my head hunter told me that for my skill sets and level of experience, I deserve more than the current package! TIU!!!



This time... I really LOR LEI JIN!!!!!!!

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WTF ?????

Today, I went to meet Elizebeth DL and her gay friend for lunch. It was really hot in Shanghai so I thought I will wear something simple and that keeps me cool. So, I wore this:

Ok.. most girls will know that this is the summer collection from MaNGo. I bought it in Shanghai recently.

I met Elizebeth DL at Xintiandi and saw her in this:

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WTF??????? Oiiiii!!!! Why are you wearing the same baju as me???? My goodness!!!!! Thank God it was in different color, else I would just buy a simple t-shirt and go change immediately!!!

We had a real good laugh. Elizebeth was acusing me of wearing the same baju as hers, as she said she bought it first while she was in KL. Tiu lor!!! Everyone was looking at us like dungu! They must be thinking we are some sort of promoter wearing a uniform.

Then, as we wanted to cross the road, we saw this sign:

WTF????? China govt trying to educate the chinese how to cross the road or what??? If yes, no need to write in English ok... they all can't understand anyway. And by having english, don't they realised they are indirectly teaching their citizen broken gammar!!! KNN!!!

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Happy Birthday to ME!!!

I forgot... I should be blogging this instead of the previous post.

Happy Birthday to Me

Happy Birthday to Me

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to ME!!!!

July 10th ... is my Birthday!!! This year, I am 31 years old. Wow! So old! But alas! Age is just a number. And singing a birthday song to myself... pathetic. What to do... Hubby is outstation and it's no big deal that I'm celebrating b'day alone again. But my good friend has promised to meet me for dinner tonight and we will celebrate!!! YAY!!!!

Ho! Ho! Ho!.... I think I'm going crazy on my Birthday... Ho! Ho!!

Dear MAS

Sitting alone before the departure gate @KLIA, waiting anxiously for the boarding time. My flight was delayed for an hour. I remember 2 weeks ago, when I was departing from Shanghai to Kuala Lumpur, my flight was delayed for an hour. Today, I am returning to Shanghai and the same thing happened. Dejavu.

Dear MAS, why are your flights always delayed? I remember my frequent flyouts to Bangkok, I always expected delays from you. And most of the time, I was right. There was even once when I was trapped inside the plane for 2 hours. The plane did not take off... and your crew wouldn't let us get off the plane. We almost died. I don't know what happened, but your air condition was shut off for some time. Everyone was suffocating inside. It felt like sauna.

I also recalled the first time I left Shanghai and feeling anxious and excited to return to Kuala Lumpur. Instead of arriving at KLIA at 8.20pm, we actually departed from Shanghai at that time... 6 hours of delay! And all your crew gave me was some silly meal voucher that wasn't even sufficient for a decent meal.

Despite all these disappointment, I still support you. Because you are our Dear Malaysia Airlines. I don't wanna see you go bust. But please Mr Airline... pls do improve on your services, especially in terms of punctuality. Pls help us help yourself. We dont' wanna loose faith in you. Again, simply because you are our one and only... Malaysia Airlines.

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