Whatever you give to a woman, she will make it greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!
And this one last line I shall add in on my own:
Give her tons of money, and she'll give you all of the above!
7 comments:
hahahhaa. This is so true!!:) (your last sentence particularly)
u have made it very clear wat u want this valentine eh?
Ah! But u forgot to mention what happen if u gave her ur Credit Card!!!!
Yes! I can guarantee u that ur CC statement will be in several pages & to settle off the debts u might as becum a gigolo!
He! He! Happy Valentine Day!
p.s U gave a special Valentine Poke Service to hubby?
OMG THIS CAN'T BE ANYMORE TRUE!!!
damn true!!! hahahaha
ok i need to memorize this!
Elizebeth: Each question usually has an asnwer to all of the above ma.
Zewt: No la... i spent valentines day with many people.
Horny: My hubby is away. I spent valentines day with friends isntead.
Huei: Hahaha.. U really gonna memorize it ha!!??
hahaha... this one is good! Hey, it was a pleasure to meet you too! The world is indeed small. You look so much younger with black hair too. And always that gorgeous, age don't seems to be an issue to you! Must learn from you :) Take care, my dear fren~
What you write is quite true. Be nice to a woman and she will be 100 times nicer to you. Be nasty with a woman and she will be 100000000000... times nastier than you! That's the scary part of woman...
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