China Wonder Cream

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For those who can't read chinese, here's the translation, translated by Nicole for me:

Aier Disinfector

• Kill Spermatozoom
• Destvoy HIV
• Disinfector
• Lubri cate
• Shrink Cunt

5 main professional standard, no side effects, you can trust!

Product inside vagina will have chemical reaction. Long term usage will not destroy the natural PH balance of the vagina and will not destroy the vagina self-cleaning capability. Will not irritate. Easily absorb, no need to wash. One time usage. No worry of side effects.

Instructions:

1. Open the plastic cover, take out the insertion device. Remove cap, squeeze out sufficient amount of cream and apply to vagina.
2. Use the insertion device to push the cream deep into the vagina.
3. Push in and pull out so that the cream can be fully pushed into the vagina for best results.

Note: The action of pulling in and out must be done concurrently.

OMG!!!! WTF!!!!